My Baby's Daddy (2004)

In My Baby’s Daddy (2004), Eddie Griffin, Michael Imperioli, and Anthony Anderson all have babies at the same time. No, they’re not a homosexual commune, but rather inept fathers that deal with the literal shit of parenthood with exceedingly comic results. Considering that the three had to have gotten three hotties pregnant, there is sadly no boffing in the movie, more proof that kids ruin everything. At least Griffin’s coochie mama, played with vicious ball-busting appeal by Paula Jai Parker, likes to slut around the house in her bra and panties. But the only guy getting any in this knee-slapper is the infant, who can’t keep his lips off Paula’s nips. Can you blame him?