After weeks with the bare minimum of bareness in theaters, we’ve finally hit pay dirt with a stunning seven skinful movies to recommend. First up there’s Garfunkel and Oates star Riki Lindhome flaunting full frontal for an amazing three minutes in Hell Baby (2013), in contrast to just a flash of sideboob and nipple from Katee Sackhoff in Riddick (2013). Robin Wright is baring butt as a MILF doing her friend’s teenage son in Adore (2012), and Lindsay Burdge is a horny high school teacher doing the same thing in A Teacher (2013).
You can see Shameless star Shanola Hampton's breasts in Things Never Said (2013), and Deborah Francois go topless as a sexretary in Popularie (2012). Finally nudecomers Michelle Leyva, Fernanda Romero, and Hannah Valadez liven up the undercover drug drama Mission Park (2013).
An expectant couple turn to the Vatican after unwittingly moving into a haunted house in Hell Baby (2013). Co-directed by Reno 911's Thomas Lennon, Hell Baby skewers every horror movie cliche you can think of faster than you can say "Scary Move 7." Comedy fans will spot many familiar faces including Paul Scheer, Michael Ian Black, Keegan Michael Key, Kumail Nanjiani, Rob Huebel, Leslie Bibb and Rob Corddry, but Mr. Skin suggests fast-forwarding to the 55-minute mark, where Riki Lindhome will make you laugh yourself stiff during an extended full-frontal scene. Hey, Riki-- you're hot as Hell, Baby.
See the trailer for Hell Baby here
Does it count as SKINcest if you hook up with your best friend's son? That's the scenario faced by the cougarrific heroines of the Aussie drama Adore (2013). But questions aren't the only things that are being raised as lifelong BFFs Roz (Robin Wright) and Lil (Naomi Watts) simultaneously strike up affairs with each other's teenage sons. Fast-forward to the one-hour, five-minute mark for a good look at Robin's bare buns as she lies face down in bed after a tryst with her teenage lover. Two Mothers will give you an Erect-ra complex!
See the trailer for Adore here
An affair with a student is the beginning of the end for A Teacher (2013). Diana Watts (Lindsay Burdge) is thirty something high school teacher in Austin, TX who is attractive, successful and incredibly lonely. So when one of her students, Eric (Will Brittain), begins flirting with her, a vulnerable Diana begins a passionate affair with the teenage boy. But if the affair is exposed, it threatens not only to end Diana's career, but destroy her personal life (such as it is), too. But forget about all that, because Lindsay bares her mouth-watering chest apples at the 35- and 56-minute marks. We're hot for A Teacher!
See the trailer forA Teacher here
An insurance executive resolves to give his secretary the Eliza Doolittle treatment in the French comedy Popularie (2012). In 1950's Normandy, Rose (Déborah François) rebels against her parents' expectations of marriage by moving to the city and taking a job in handsome, charismatic Mr. Echard (Romain Duris)'s office. Rose is a terrible secretary in almost every way, but when he discovers that she can type at an extraordinary speed, Echard decides to take the young woman under his wing and train her to be the fastest typist in France. Could romance be far behind? You'll want to taste the rainbow as Deborah pulls out her pontoons as colored lights flash in the background. With a rack like that, we're sure Deborah's pretty Populaire herself...
