Code Red DVD does right by the once-lost '80s teen sex classic Hot Moves!

L.A.'s UltraStar Studio plays host to art-damaged Third Reich ravishers!

IronBabe's Jackie Stevens steps in and strips down for Misty Mundae -- electrifyingly elongated-nipples-first!

And Return to Sleepaway Camp may herald a renaissance of weird, haunting, unsanitary sexual amusements from a quarter-century ago coming back to bite us in (the front of) the pants.

Click on Das Boobs for the (w)hole truth. more…

Nora Louise Kuzma a.k.a. Traci Lords was the biggest, hottest, sexiest porn star and and most singularly searing X-rated carnal fixation of Youngman McBeardo’s put-upon puberty years.

It was unbelievably cool, then, when both The Object of Affection and The Objectional Erection turned out to have been born right about the exact same time.

Of course, the scandal of Traci Lords performing in hardcore porn films when she should have been in high-school nearly capsized the entire adult-entertainment industry, but it created a Legend of Lust to endure eternally for the (under)ages.

X-Rated Ambition: The Traci Lords Story, a new UK documentary available from Shocking Videos exposes the dirty truth about Traci (McBeardo’s is self-explanatory). Click for the box cover for the E-cup-normous, up-turned scoops. more…

A Skintroduction to Mr Skin's Man in the Feels

Editor's Note: McBeardo is Mr Skin’s resident sexpert on weird, cult, fringe, midnight, underground and/or any other extreme form of skinema.

He reports from the frontlines and backrooms of most skintimidating screening halls on the planet – not the least of which is the place where he keeps his couch.

The opinions of McBeardo are not necessarily those of Mr Skin, MrSkin.com, or any related affiliates. The ideas as to what constitutes a “wild time” are definitely not Mr Skin’s, period.

Please click McBeardo's mitt on the magnifincent bosom on Nekromistress to go to the next page and read his first column. more…

American Pie Brought the Teen Sex Comedy Back. Mr. Skin Brings the Thanks and Praise.

A decade-and-a-half after John "The Breakfast Club Dance Sequence" Hughes castrated the once-mighty Teen Sex Comedy, American Pie heralded the end of the 20th century by making us all party once more like it was raunchy, R-rated 1982.

From beer sperm and band camp and naked foreign babe Shannon Elizabeth and the meaning of the term MILF, American Pie spewed new life into the most fun-tastically female-flesh-friendly of genres.

Press play now and let us salute a true American skin classic -- one piece of Pie at a time. more…

The world first observed the art of carrot fellatio, hung ten with Jeff Spicoli, and learned the definitive answer to an eternal question -- “Doesn’t anybody fucking knock anymore?” -- on this date in 1982.

That’s when Fast Times at Ridgemont High hit theaters and forever changed the landscape of teen movies, pop culture as a whole, and the incidents of the phrase “Awesome! Totally awesome!” in day-to-day discourse.

Learn more, and watch Mr. Skin’s all-time favorite nude scene, after the jump. Aloha! more…

Mr. Skin Pays Video Tribute to the Teen Sex Comedy Favorite, Porky's

In springtime 1982, writer-director Bob Clark's cumming-of-age farce Porky's ignited the box office and rewrote the rules regarding how much raunch was permissible not only in teen sex comedies, but in all R-rated movies, period.

Mr. Skin gives you the complete skinny on Porky's in a new Skinstant Classic video. Come revisit Pee-Wee and the boys peeping in on the girls' shower room, Kim Cattrall as furry-lapped cheerleader coach "Lassie," and get a load of Miss Beulah Balbricker applying hands to gland in a most unforgettably hilarious fashion. Just press play and watch. more…