Now that top-heavy dream girl Lindsay Lohan is happy in love with gal pal Samantha Ronson, she's been spending less time in front of the camera. So we jump at any we have to peep Lilo and her lovely lobbers on-screen.

Luckily, she'll be reprising her guest-starring role on Ugly Betty, and although her run was reportedly cut from six episodes to four, it sounds like those four will pack a punch.

A punch of pantyless firecrotch, that is.

According to the NY Post:

One episode, titled "Granny Pants," was about how Lohan, playing Betty's high school nemesis, would "de-pants" Ferrera. But Ferrera exacts her revenge and pulls down Lohan's pants instead. "Lindsay wasn't wearing any underwear," the source said.

But a Lohan pal fumed, "Bullshit! Lindsay wears underwear all the time now. She was wearing a G-string. And it was America's fault. They were rehearsing the scene and America wasn't supposed to pull Lindsay's pants down--but she did. Lindsay was so embarrassed, she started crying."

We'd be crying, too. Crying tears of joy, obviously, and remembering Lindsay's original nude upskirt flash from September, 2006.