Last Week's TV Temptresses Ain't Turkeys

As you prepare to glue your television to football after ingesting a large amount of stuffed and roasted bird, wouldn't you like to dig your fork into the juicy breasts of the past week of the boob tube? Sure you would.

Click into the cut, and you'll feast upon the following: Caprice Benedetti and her tasty T&A in Brotherhood, Carla Gallo serving up a smidge of sweater stuffers on Californication, Jordana Brewster filling out lacy lingerie in a mouthwatering way on Chuck, perennial skin fave Paris Hilton in a bikini on her new reality show, and Nadine Velazquez bringing some superbly spicy cleavage to My Name Is Earl.

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Uncensored Pics of Pam Anderson Nudely Saluting Hugh Hefner Emerge

Back in April we heard tales of Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner's 82nd birthday bash, where Pam Anderson showed up to surprise the man who brought her breasts to the American public. And she did it completely nude!

Until now we had only seen censored pics of the event, with the best bits blurred out (like the one to the left via The Mirror). But thanks to The Girls Next Door, which covered the celebration, including Pam's uncovered mams and fluffless muff, we're finally getting a look at Pamela Anderson nude. Those well-exposed extremities may not be anything new, but this is the best look we've gotten of Pamela Anderson's breasts and bush since the '90s, so it's much appreciated. By Mr Skin and, as evidenced by the way his eyes are glued to those funbags, by Hef as well!

After the cut, see an uncensored pic of Pamela Anderson nude on The Girls Next Door. more…

Boob Tube is Light on the Nudes, Heavy on the Super Sexy

A week with no True Blood nudity? A week with no Californication nudity? What a depressing turn of events! Although the past seven days featured only ONE nude scene on the small screen, what a scene it was! Adult goddess Jenaveve Jolie gifted us with creamy, cocoa-licious T&A on Entourage.

And the non-nude but very sexy scenes were no slouch this week either! Former child star Madeline Zima gave us something to drink in Californication, Teri Hatcher made us desperate in Desperate Housewives, Alyson Hannigan made with the huge pregnant cleavage on How I Met Your Mother, and classic TV mega-star Jennifer Aniston nearly showed 30B rack on 30 Rock.

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T&A on the TV!

Halloween is over, but there's still plenty of sweet treats for your teat tooth out there--all you have to do is turn on your television. Because the small screen is full of turn-ons in various states of undress! This past week, Adriana Lima paid a visit to the set of Ugly Betty, leggy Deal or No Deal alum Hayley Marie Norman became our topless crush with her nude scene in Crash, Lizzy Caplan got naked and gave us something to sink our teeth into AGAIN on True Blood, Carla Gallo poured two snifters of boobs on Californication, and Caprice Benedetti went completely nood for Brotherhood. more…

Hat Trick Hooters: Caplan's Third Time Naked!

Just call her a re-teat offender.

Though there is absolutely nothing offensive about nude Lizzy Caplan!

The stunning raven-maned minx showed up on last night's episode of True Blood to bare her jawdroppingly pert boobs for the third time in as many weeks. And this time, she decided to spice things up with a little tush and bush added into the mix!

As in previous eps, Lizzy's character gets high on vampire blood with her man and engages in a bloody good time in bed, inviting us, the viewers, to gaze at her perv-fect body!

After the cut, see the pic uncensored . . . and the entire set from last night's True Blood (butt and crotch included) will be up for Mr Skin members very shortly! more…

Covered in leftover fake blood? Have a candy hangover? Or do you still need to jack o' lantern? You've come to the right place for all your post-Halloween needs! Mr Skin's been hard . . . at work, scouring this week's television shows for the good parts while you've been busy putting your costume together.

This past week, Grey's Anatomy makes us want to operate on nearly-nude Sara Ramirez and Ellen Pompeo, Lindsay Lohan hits Ugly Betty to show off some pretty panties, True Blood thrills and chills with even MORE boobage from Anna Paquin and Lizzy Caplan, Meredith Monroe's nude debut in Californication, and Lucy Liu almost bares her juicy two in Dirty Sexy Money.

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Jessica Biel says she regrets the nude photos she did when she was a teen. That's funny--we don't regret it at all. (SF Gate)

Courteney Cox will become a small screen cougar. Rowwwwr! (CelebNewsWire)

Victoria Beckham will posh up ads for Armani undies. (Female First)

Denise Richards: It's Complicated will DEFINITELY be back for a second season. More Denise! More pottymouth! More topless sunbathing! (IMDb)

Heroes hottie Hayden Panettiere gets a sweetly sexy new tattoo. (CelebWarship)

Adult film director Audacia Ray rates Zack and Miri Makes a Porno. How does it "measure up"? (Fleshbot)

Hilary Duff is all grown up, all grown out, and sucking on a fleshy appendage for her new video, "Reach Out". (Stupid Celebrities)

Bond babe Gemma Arterton wears a "reverse mullet" gown to the Quantum of Solace premiere--business in the back, party in the front. (ICYDK) more…

Nicollette Sheridan and teeny bikini bottoms: two great tastes, etc. (Drunken Stepfather)

Julia Roberts claims that nobody wants to see her play a hooker again. WRONG. (Holy Taco)

The sluttiest celebrity Halloween costumes: a raunchy retrospective. (Cityrag)

Anne Hathaway is smoking hot (literally) in her underwear for Vogue. (Anything Hollywood)

The WWE Divas get super sexy for Halloween. (Hollywood Tuna)

A Melrose Place revival? If Josie Bissett and Heather Locklear are back, we're on board. (Bricks and Stones)

Cindy Crawford dressed as Amy Winehouse: all of the tight clothes, none of the crack! (Yeeeah!)

Gossip Girl's Blake Lively and Leighton Meester give us something to really gossip about: hot lesbian action! (E! Online)

Madonna drew up a sex schedule for soon-to-be-ex Guy Ritchie. (CelebNewsWire) more…

Small Screen. Big Skin.

It was another banner week for T&A on the tube, with True Blood getting into the Halloween spirit with even more Anna Paquin nudes AND Lizzy Caplan giving us first-time flesh. All treats, and no tricks from this vampire series! Also, former pro beach volleyball player Arlene Tur serves her set on Crash, redhead Alicia Witt gets red-hot for Two and a Half Men, Katie Holmes cruises into sexy TV history with her guest spot on Eli Stone, and Olivia Wilde lezzes it up on House. Pics and more of what the doctor ordered after the cut. more…

Lilo Goes Commando . . . Again!

Now that top-heavy dream girl Lindsay Lohan is happy in love with gal pal Samantha Ronson, she's been spending less time in front of the camera. So we jump at any we have to peep Lilo and her lovely lobbers on-screen.

Luckily, she'll be reprising her guest-starring role on Ugly Betty, and although her run was reportedly cut from six episodes to four, it sounds like those four will pack a punch.

A punch of pantyless firecrotch, that is.

After the cut, read how the entire Ugly Betty crew got a good look at a bottomless Lindsay when star America Ferrera yanked down her drawers during rehearsals . . . and see a picture of said firecrotch, with the fire shaved clean off.

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HBO Adds a Pair of Nudity Veterans To Its Newest Pilots

Some may say that HBO's success with churning out beloved original series like The Sopranos, Sex and the City, Entourage, and Deadwood depends on things like innovative story lines, believable characters, and top-notch acting, but Mr Skin knows there's also one other indispensable ingredient trying these great series together: bazooms! Without the inclusion of a couple of jugs here and there, would any of these shows seem as groundbreaking? Mr Skin thinks not.

So it's good news that the pay-cable net's newest shows will include a pair of actresses who have already proven their nudity chops. Find out who after the cut. more…

Who Needs the Debate When TV Skin is So Great?

Countless people watched the final presidential debate this week, and Mr Skin wonders why, when these seven days were jam-packed with flesh-flashing babes on the small screen!

The HBO vampire show True Blood continued its reliable run of naked babes you'll want to sink your teeth into--Anna Paquin busted out screen skin for the first time in her career! And The Game showcased the chest-pieces of Brittany Daniel, Tia Mowry, and Wendy Raquel Robinson stuffed into teeny bikinis. Audrina Patridge also went the bikini route for The Hills, and classy lassy Christina Applegate created some comely pre-cancer cleavage in a lacy bra on Samantha Who?. Even Brooke Burke got in on the chesty fun by displaying some cleave in a very revealing Dancing with the Stars costume.

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