Last Week's TV Temptresses Ain't Turkeys

As you prepare to glue your television to football after ingesting a large amount of stuffed and roasted bird, wouldn't you like to dig your fork into the juicy breasts of the past week of the boob tube? Sure you would.

Click into the cut, and you'll feast upon the following: Caprice Benedetti and her tasty T&A in Brotherhood, Carla Gallo serving up a smidge of sweater stuffers on Californication, Jordana Brewster filling out lacy lingerie in a mouthwatering way on Chuck, perennial skin fave Paris Hilton in a bikini on her new reality show, and Nadine Velazquez bringing some superbly spicy cleavage to My Name Is Earl.

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Boob Tube is Light on the Nudes, Heavy on the Super Sexy

A week with no True Blood nudity? A week with no Californication nudity? What a depressing turn of events! Although the past seven days featured only ONE nude scene on the small screen, what a scene it was! Adult goddess Jenaveve Jolie gifted us with creamy, cocoa-licious T&A on Entourage.

And the non-nude but very sexy scenes were no slouch this week either! Former child star Madeline Zima gave us something to drink in Californication, Teri Hatcher made us desperate in Desperate Housewives, Alyson Hannigan made with the huge pregnant cleavage on How I Met Your Mother, and classic TV mega-star Jennifer Aniston nearly showed 30B rack on 30 Rock.

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Was Emma Thompson Nude on National Television? Almost!

Oscar-winning Angels in America star Emma Thompson appeared on Ellen DeGeneres's talk show yesterday to jaw about upcoming projects. She seemed relaxed and in good humor, but soon revealed that she was nervous about the appearance, since the last time she had been on Ellen, she opted for no underwear, going commando in a sexy dress.

The only problem? She found out she had to perv-form in a pole-dancing segment.

Emma spills the beans--and spills out of her clothes--after the jump. more…

Heidi Angers One Nation with Halloween Costume, Delights Another with Jiggly Cleavage Commercial

No one does Halloween like Heidi Klum. While all the other stars half-heartedly don wigs or maybe a plain mask, hottie Heidi goes all out with ultra-elaborate, one-of-a-kind outfits that drop jaws. This year, she outdid even herself when she slipped into bright blue spandex and showed up to her annual party as Kali, the Hindu goddess of death and destruction. However, Hindu leaders aren't as excited about the costume, saying:

"Goddess Kali is highly revered in Hinduism and she is meant to be worshipped in temples and not to be used in clubs for publicity stunts or thrown around loosely for dramatic effects."

And speaking of dramatic and loose, after the cut you can check out the Heidi's brand new commercial for Guitar Hero: World Tour, in which she replicates Tom Cruise's Risky Business dance. In nothing but bra, panties, and socks. Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle! more…

Covered in leftover fake blood? Have a candy hangover? Or do you still need to jack o' lantern? You've come to the right place for all your post-Halloween needs! Mr Skin's been hard . . . at work, scouring this week's television shows for the good parts while you've been busy putting your costume together.

This past week, Grey's Anatomy makes us want to operate on nearly-nude Sara Ramirez and Ellen Pompeo, Lindsay Lohan hits Ugly Betty to show off some pretty panties, True Blood thrills and chills with even MORE boobage from Anna Paquin and Lizzy Caplan, Meredith Monroe's nude debut in Californication, and Lucy Liu almost bares her juicy two in Dirty Sexy Money.

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Jack Your Lantern to Some Skin-Baring Celeb Costumes

As Count Rackula can tell you, Halloween is the sexiest day of the year. Women take to the streets in barely-clad get-ups, nip slips abound, and pursed lips are rimmed with blood and/or candy corn.

After being slightly miffed that sultry songbirds Christina Aguilera and Gwen Stefani both dressed as decidedly unsexy fried eggs this year, Mariah Carey and the juicy-assed Kim Kardashian have more than made up for this gaffe by strutting their stuff last night in some of the skimpiest costumes we've seen in years!

Kim channeled legendary beauty Lynda Carter and dressed as Wonder Woman. God only knows how she got that ripe rump into the teeny superheroine suit, but Kim's definitely putting the "asso" in "magic lasso".

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Nicollette Sheridan and teeny bikini bottoms: two great tastes, etc. (Drunken Stepfather)

Julia Roberts claims that nobody wants to see her play a hooker again. WRONG. (Holy Taco)

The sluttiest celebrity Halloween costumes: a raunchy retrospective. (Cityrag)

Anne Hathaway is smoking hot (literally) in her underwear for Vogue. (Anything Hollywood)

The WWE Divas get super sexy for Halloween. (Hollywood Tuna)

A Melrose Place revival? If Josie Bissett and Heather Locklear are back, we're on board. (Bricks and Stones)

Cindy Crawford dressed as Amy Winehouse: all of the tight clothes, none of the crack! (Yeeeah!)

Gossip Girl's Blake Lively and Leighton Meester give us something to really gossip about: hot lesbian action! (E! Online)

Madonna drew up a sex schedule for soon-to-be-ex Guy Ritchie. (CelebNewsWire) more…

Lilo Goes Commando . . . Again!

Now that top-heavy dream girl Lindsay Lohan is happy in love with gal pal Samantha Ronson, she's been spending less time in front of the camera. So we jump at any we have to peep Lilo and her lovely lobbers on-screen.

Luckily, she'll be reprising her guest-starring role on Ugly Betty, and although her run was reportedly cut from six episodes to four, it sounds like those four will pack a punch.

A punch of pantyless firecrotch, that is.

After the cut, read how the entire Ugly Betty crew got a good look at a bottomless Lindsay when star America Ferrera yanked down her drawers during rehearsals . . . and see a picture of said firecrotch, with the fire shaved clean off.

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Get a Longoria from Rare Shots of Young Eva in Her Undies

Many huge Hollywood stars come from humble beginnings, and toiled away doing menial jobs before they were famous. Brad Pitt, for an example, wore a chicken costume to hand out samples for El Pollo Loco.

But thanks to some lap-spanking new, super rare photos (via Fleshbot), we've learned that Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria's pre-acting job was far less embarrassing--she was an underwear model.

After the jump, choke your chicken to some sultry shots of lacy-beava Eva. more…

Heroes Starlet Cruelly Teases Would-Be Thong-Sniffers

18-year old marine mammal enthusiast Hayden Panettiere decided recently to auction off her old clothes in order to raise money for Save the Whales, a cause near and dear to her heart. But when the star came across some old underwear in a pile of things her mom had pulled out to sell, she balked.

Hayden was all for the idea of selling off some of her many possessions for a good cause, just not, apparently, the cause of men who want to put famous actresses' soiled panties on their faces like gas masks and pleasure themselves.

Read more and check out a classic panty pic from Revenge of the Nerds after the jump. more…

Want to Know What Comes Between Eva Mendes and Her Calvins? Nothing.

What does comely Cuban cutie Eva Mendes have in common with Brooke Shields and Kate Moss? A new stint as the bod behind Calvin Klein!

Brooke was barely fifteen when she squeezed into some tight Calvin jeans for her ad, and Kate Moss was a vision of barely legal waifiness, so the dreamy, creamy, that's-some-kinda-woman curves on Eva take the brand in a whole new direction. That direction being "out". Way, way out.

Click into the post to see what Eva Mendes looks like out of her Calvins. more…