Nude Scenes from
La Luna (1979)

By Maximilian Mueller

Harmony Korine wrote his first screenplay at 19 for the critically acclaimed Larry Clark film Kids in 1995.

Two years later, he wrote and directed the non-linear art movie Gummo. He has also helmed a Sonic Youth Video and a TV special for magician David Blaine as well as written the film Ken Park, also directed by Larry Clark.

His latest movie, Mister Lonely, is about a Michael Jackson impersonator and a Marilyn Monroe impersonator. Recently, he spoke over the phone to Maximilian Mueller.

Read the full interview after the jump.

To commemorate the passing of George Carlin, one of comedy's greatest minds and most important innovators (and the first ever host of Saturday Night Live), I thought I'd ruminate on his most famous bit, "Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television." Interestingly, in nearly every case, each of the seven words describes something you can see on MrSkin.com! (Thanks Mr. Carlin)

Shit. For obvious reasons, there's none of this on the site. But if you're interested, check out the infamous last scene in the Mr. Skin Hall of Fame classic Pink Flamingos (1972).

Piss. Like the preceding word, this one is not on the site, although one still from Roman Polanski's Bitter Moon (1994) does show the painfully hot Emmanuelle Seigner about to perform the act on Peter Coyote's face.

Fuck. There's plenty of "fuck" on the pages of MrSkin.com. In fact, there's more than I can name. Just use "Real/Explicit Sex" as your search term and go to town.

Cunt. This one's equally easy. You can get started by checking out these Top Ten lists: Top 10 Hairiest Muffs, Top 10 Evas Who've Shown Beava, Top 10 Madges Who Show Vadges, and Top 10 Bush-Baring Asians. C-U Next Tuesday!

Cocksucker. This one isn't always an insult. Sometimes it's a gift from God. If you don't believe me, just check out the hardcore classic Deep Throat (1972).

Motherfucker. Another word that's not always an insult! Just take a look at the lucky motherfuckers in La Luna (1979), Spanking the Monkey (1994), and Taboo (1980).

Tits. This last dirty word is the site's sine qua non and if you can't find tits on MrSkin.com, you need to make sure you're using a computer and not an Atari 2600. Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. Mr. Carlin, you leave us all in your debt.

Robustly beguiling, satanically charismatic, undeniably Oliver Platt-like Brooklyn native Mike McPadden not only knows every conceivable euphemism for female private parts, he's made a career out of knowing how to use them. He's also invented some real pips, his own favorites being "mush" for vagina and "stoolbox" for anus.