Kristen Bell Nude

Veronica Mars Goes Burlesque . . . and Girl-Girl?

Obviously no clothes are better than some clothes, but lingerie is better than nothing. That's why we're semi-excited about Penelope Cruz et al in Nine. Just not as excited as Penelope Cruz nude in Broken Embraces.

So although the chances of seeing Kristen Bell naked in her upcoming film, Burlesque, are slim to none, we're still interested in the premise of the always adorable Kristen working in an R-rated dance joint.

In fact, Kristen herself claims that costars Christina Aguilera and Cher are so mesmerizingly sexy, they inspire her to take up ladies!

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Everyone enjoys it when cups runneth over, but you know what's equally alluring? Boobs that are delightfully bite-sized.

You may have heard the term "anything bigger than a handful is a waste", but intriguingly flat-chested celebrities like Keira Knightley, Kristen Bell, and Kate Hudson prove that even a half handful is just the right amount.

Click "more", and enjoy the petite teats of our sexiest A-cup all-stars!

According to Kiss, everybody's going to move their feet and leave their seat in Detroit Rock City. Mr Skin agrees, but would like to add that he prefers it when beautiful women SHOW their seats.

In our continuing Top 10 salute to the hottest babes in the American Midwest, we move from Cleveland to Detroit, the home of Motown, the auto industry, and some serious engine-revvers like Kristen Bell, supermodel Christie Brinkley, and Showgirls star Elizabeth Berkley!

So move your feet, leave your seat, and get UP! These Michigan mamas will blow you away!

And the winner is . . .

When the winners are hot and sexy starlets, it’s like we all get blue ribbons. Which is why the MTV Movie Awards are always such a thrill—most of the nummy nominees are the hottest, youngest, sexiest celebrities on the scene, like Kristen Bell, Anne Hathaway, and Anna Faris.

Be sure to watch the awards this Sunday, May 31, and in the meantime, click “more” for our primer on the top 10 hottest noms and follow Mr Skin on Twitter!

Mr Skin’s Skintastic Summer Movie Guide 2009

Where to see Hollywood’s blockbuster girls of summer without their swimsuits on.

As Memorial Day looms with beach openings, first-of-the-season barbecues, and long-awaited hot weather, so too do Hollywood’s biggest, loudest, most slam-bangingly awesome summer movie blockbusters.

And, just like everyone else, Mr Skin can hardly wait.

Each year, it seems as though the studios unleash their top-ticket titles earlier than ever. So far in 2009 we’ve already seen Star Trek, Angels & Demons, and X-Men Origins: Wolverine. But the best and the barest still lie ahead.

Join Mr Skin now for a unique spin on a typical summer movie guide.

Most media outlets will tell you what films are coming out, who spent how much on what, and how much stuff gets blown up in spectacular fashion.

But Mr Skin casts his expert eye on the stunning starlets of 2009’s summer movies, pointing out who gets nude in which titles and, in case they’re keeping covered or more skinvestigation is necessary, where to find each sexy celebrity nude in previous releases.

Mr Skin’s Skintastic Summer Movie Guide 2009 is your go-to resource not only to see what’s playing over the course of the swelter months, but where to find the really hot stuff—namely, Jessica Biel nude, Amy Adams nude, Katherine Heigl nude, Maggie Gyllenhaal nude, Evan Rachel Wood nude, Rachel McAdams nude, Milla Jovovich nude, Alison Lohman nude, Penélope Cruz nude, and all other 2009 summer movie celebs nude.

Surf’s up and bikinis are off! Now let Mr Skin be your guide!

Mr Skin joins forces with Celebrity Sleuth to present a side-by-side skinalysis comparing the hottest Hollywood starlets with the sexiest porn stars of the 1970s and ’80s (plus a few contemporary XXX queens). Come see Lindsay Lohan, Anne Hathaway, Scarlett Johansson, Kristen Bell, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Blake Lively, Heidi Montag, and many more, placed alongside the hardcore fuck-film queens they most nakedly resemble, porn stars such as Traci Lords, Annie Sprinkle, Jeanna Fine, Ginger Lynn, Christy Canyon, and Sharon Mitchell. You will be T&Amazed!


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She Forgot Sarah Marshall, But Unfortunately, Not Her Nip Patches

For a non-nude scene, Kristen Bell's yoga-flexible, twisted-pretzel sex-a-thon in Forgetting Sarah Marshall was pretty sexy.

But not as sexy as the uncensored scenes that were cut from the flick, which featured the Veronica Mars star's planetoids all abounce and plastered with nipple patches.

If you want Bell to really ring your ding-donger, see an actual nip in Spartan. For a look at those boob tube boppers covered in privacy tape, click "more"!