Killing It (2022-2023)

A streaming sitcom from Brooklyn Nine-Nine‘s Luke Del Tredici and Dan Goor, this series focuses on Craig Robinson (playing who else but a guy named Craig), who starts off the series by sitting down the maid cleaning his penthouse hotel room and launching into the story of how he got there. As a kid, we see his dad lecture Craig and his brother when they stole from the local bodega about the virtues of hard work and how it will get you anything you want in life - right before getting shot trying to return what they took. Twenty-eight years later, Craig is trying to get a loan at the bank he works at as a security guard so he can farm saw palmetto. Not only does he get rejected but he also gets fired when the bank gets robbed by Craig’s young brother (Rell Battle). After lots of pestering, the loan officer asks to see the land and while Craig is riding in an Uber to get there, he and his driver Jillian (Claudia O’Doherty) kill a Burmese python, which turns out to be worth some money. In order to get enough money for his farm, Craig decides to compete in a python killing contest held by the state of Florida despite being scared of snakes. Season 2 starts out with Craig and Jillian being blackmailed and Craig having to room with a woman named Dolores (Blanca Araceli) who likes to go pants-free while home. Even better, she’s constantly reaching for stuff on high shelves, giving us a better look at her big bare booty. Our anaconda DO want some of those buns, hon!