Yo-ho-hos! Modern-day pirates are the protagonists of Kidnapped in Paradise (1999), a thriller in which Denver attorney Beth (jugsy Joely Fisher) storms the Caribbean in search of his sister Megan (blonde knockout Charlotte Ross), who's been abducted by high-seas marauders. Beth turns to rum-soaked seadog Matt (David Beecroft) for help, and the two set out to bring Megan home and sink any dirty … Become a Mr Skin Member and get the full review