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Joe Dirt

Joe Dirt (2001)

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A white trash janitor compels the nation with his tale of being orphaned at The Grand Canyon, run-ins with serial killers and mob bosses, finding a meteor that ends up being airplane poop, and being trapped in a runaway hot air balloon that floats him across the country in the David Spade comedy Joe Dirt (2001). David Spade plays our titular mulleted hero, who works as a radio station janitor and ends up talking to shock jock Zander Kelly (Dennis Miller) on air to kill some down time. We flashback and see Joe's childhood, where after getting a mullet grafted onto his head to hide a congenital defect, he's ditched by his parents at The Grand Canyon. Growing up, Joe bounces around the country ending up in all sorts of wild situations like some kind of trashy Forrest Gump (1994). He's kidnapped by the serial killer Buffalo Bob (Brian Thompson), works with a school janitor (Christopher Walken) who has to fake his own death after his old mobster enemies realize he's in witness protection, wrestles alligators for a little while, and inexplicably bones Jaime Pressly after meeting her at a carnival. But Joe's heart will always be with Brandy (Brittany Daniel), his sort of girlfriend he meets in the Pacific Northwest and is constantly battling the bully Robby (Kid Rock) for. When Zander's show makes him a celebrity for a minute, Joe uses the opportunity to try and get in touch with his parents. But sometimes, the family we make along the way is the real family all along! We're not saying Joe Dirt would definitely vote for Trump, but we can tell you before she became famous for fornicating with the 45th president, Karen McDougal was a lifeguard listening to Joe's story over the radio. She's standing there in her red one piece, looking like one fine piece! But it was always Brandy that made Joe randy, and after seeing seeing Brittany Daniel jiggle around in a cleavage baring brown shirt, it's not hard to see why. It's just hard! Damn Miss Daniel, you've got a damn nice set! Brittany Daniel will have you thinking about doing all sorts of dirty things with her after watching Joe Dirt