Je t'aime, je t'adore (2003)

There’s a reason ménage a trois is French, and that reason is (s)explored in the romantic comedy J’taime, J’Adore ( I Love You, I Adore You) (2003). In this flick, Delphine (Sarah Grappin) is a lifeguard who lives with her boyfriend Laurent (Manuel Blanc) and his father in a sleepy Provencal town. But while competing in a swimming competition, she meets David (Jean-Luc Bideau), and the two are skinstantly smitten. David even moves to be closer to Delphine, but there’s one little snag- she’s pregnant with Laurent’s baby. It’s easy to understand why Sarah Grappin is such a hot commodity when you see her three mam-azing nude scenes. Right after the opening credits, we get a triple-B eyeful of French funbags, furburger and fanny as Sarah gets out of bed naked, followed by two boob-baring oral scenes (one giving, one receiving) 13 and 25 minutes in. You’ll be Grappin’ your tool!