Harry Knuckles and the Pearl Necklace (2004)

The third entry in the bizarrely entertaining Harry Knuckles saga, Harry Knuckles and the Pearl Necklace (2004) stars Phil Caracas as a hirsute, Bond-esque super-spy with a talent for squashing evil. Fresh from thwarting the sinister intentions of mummies and mutants, Harry here combats femmes fatale, lesbian cannibals, and even a swarm of sadistic nuns. Brilliantly modeled after the rock-bottom exploitation fare of the 1970s, Odessa Filmworks’ side-splitting celluloid creation gets bonus points for coaxing participation from Canuck beauties Patricia Bellemore and Shana Sosin. It gets pretty chilly north of the border, but you’d never guess it from watching these slender bombshells traipsing around in their teeny bikinis.