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Hardbodies (1984)

Great Nudity!

What’s so funny about beavs, boobs, and buns? Director Mark Griffiths brings in the laughs when three middle-aged mooks conspire to stalk the titular hardbodies who pop up like signposts to sexual nirvana along the beaches of Southern California. Although the trio of lunks initially fails, to hilarious effect, in their attempts to score, a gaggle of gaga-making girlies are shown in all their breastacular glory, prompting audiences to stay in their seats and the trio of protagonists to consult...

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Nude, breasts 00:41:01 Amidst a gaggle of unclothed gazongas, Julie, front and center, and Leslee, to her left, take off their dresses and cavort around topless. Knice! (41 secs)
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Nude, breasts, butt, bush 00:53:36 Tits, tail and frontal-tuft as she does nude tai-chi on the beach while a grizzled geezer plays guitar. Fantastic! (24 secs)
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Nude, breasts 00:56:05 See Teal's chest-dunes as she gets it from a blonde dude in a sleeping bag on the beach; Darcy's mams while she gets auto-erotic with the (incredibly lucky) Artie-Lange-looking dude; and Kristi's nude knockerage as she bends down to give an old beach bum a surfside suck-off while he strums a guitar. (1 min 4 secs)
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Nude, breasts 00:55:04 Bare breasts in a back seat as she gets friendly with Artie Lange's ugly older brother. (32 secs)
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Nude, breasts 00:48:15 Teal's the brunette who compares her bare bombers with topless blonde Cindy in a mirror. You BOTH have spectacular racks, girls! (35 secs)
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Nude, breasts 00:02:40 During the opening credits, Leslee's buoys bounce freely in the surf as her giggling girlfriends swipe her bikini top. (12 secs)
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Nude, breasts 00:27:43 Crop-topped blonde Jackie doffs her top in the dressing room, going topless to reveal on hard body! She's flawless! (12 secs)
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Nude, breasts 01:23:48 Teal doff her top and shows her dairy-balloons in a disco-themed bedroom with a horny dude. (29 secs)

Celebs

Kristi Somers

Nude - as Michellebreasts, bush, butt

8 Pics & 2 Clips
Leslee Bremmer

Nude - as Photo Session Hardbodybikini, breasts

7 Pics & 2 Clips
Darcy DeMoss

Nude - as Dedebreasts

5 Pics & 2 Clips
Julie Always

Nude - as Photo Session Hardbodybreasts

4 Pics & 1 Clip
Teal Roberts

Nude - as Kristibikini, breasts, sexy, underwear

10 Pics & 6 Clips
Jackie Easton

Nude - as Girl in Dressing Roombikini, breasts

6 Pics & 2 Clips
Juli Lawrence

Nude - as Nickibreasts

3 Pics & 1 Clip
Cindy Silver

Nude - as Kimberlybikini, breasts, sexy

7 Pics & 2 Clips
Tina Riccio

Nude - as Photo Session Hardbodybreasts

3 Pics & 1 Clip
Karen Lybrand

Nude - as Photo Session Hardbodybreasts

3 Pics & 1 Clip

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