Egomania: Island Without Hope (1987)

Directed by a 26-year-old Christoph Schlingensief, it’s a strange, non-chronological German drama about Baron Tante Teufel (Udo Kier), a vampire-like entity who becomes obsessed with a young woman named Sally (Tilda Swinton). He takes her under his power and separates her from the man she loves (Uwe Fellensiek), but she ends up fighting to win him back. The two lovers share a steamy sex scene with lots of nice close ups of Tilda’s tatas as they’re gently caressed by Uwe, plus Anna Fechter flashers her funbags at Udo, but he just waves her off. How could he not Kier about her colossal cans is beyond us!