Direct TV Commercial (2012)

Everyone knows that sex sells. So if you want to get a leg up on your competitors you have to get the most volcanically voluptuous sexpot there is, like Kate Upton for a Direct TV Commercial. She’s telling us to buy something, but all we hear is a wolf whistle ringing in our ears when Kate’s massive melons come onto the screen. The famous Upton udders are barely contained by a string bikini as she coyly lounges on the beach then peeks out from behind a palm tree. You’ll want to explore that tantalizing topography!