Dead in France (2012)

One of the downsides of being a hit man is that you can never really retire, a problem that quickly spirals out of control for the hero of Dead in France (2012). Charles (Brian Levine) is a former assassin who wants nothing more to spend the rest of his days lounging on a yacht in the South of France and ogling his sexy, scantily-clad maid Lisa (Celia Muir). But when Lisa's scumbag boyfriend Denny (Darren Bransford) steals Charles' £ 2 million nest egg from the trunk of his car, Charles pursues Denny and his colleagues Simon (Lee Cheney) and Ray (James Privett), with hot hitwoman Clancey (Kate Lostau) on their heels all the while. That's a lot of moving parts, but the only parts Mr. Skin is concerned with are Celia's comely cans as she gets screwed in a wide variety of positions 19 minutes in. Dead in France will put lead in your pants!