The Wicker Tree (2011)

Robin Hardy’s cult classic The Wicker Man (1973) gets an update with his spooky spinoff The Wicker Tree (2011). This time around, a couple of young missionaries — Beth Boothby (Brittania Nicol) and Steve Thompson (Henry Garrett) — known as “Cowboys for Christ” travel from Texas to Scotland to spread the word of God to the local heathens. At first they are turned away at every doorstep but when they arrive in the small pagan town of Tressock, they are welcomed with open arms by Sir Lachlan Morrison (Graham McTavish) and his wife Delia (Jacqueline Leonard). As the townsfolk convince Beth to be the May Queen for their upcoming ceremonies, Steve is being talked out of his chastity ring by local sexpot Lolly (Honeysuckle Weeks). Will these young rubes escape their sacrificial fate? Who cares so long as we are treated to some skin! Indeed, we get to peek at the naked peaks on Ms. Weeks. In one scene, the topless hottie bounces her nude boobs while doing the reverse cowgirl. The skintastic act also lets us glance at her bush and bum. Yee haw! As you can guess, once Honeysuckle presents her suckle stalks to the young zealot, he easily surrenders his purity. If that’s not arousing enough, Ms. Nicol flashes her bare back and side breast. The movie also includes Christopher Lee, Clive Russell, Lesley Mackie Lorna Campbell, Prue Clarke, and the bare booty on Brittania’s body double. Needless to say, The Wicker Tree is sure to give you wood!