The opening tomorrow of Roland Emmerich's adventure flick 10,000 B.C., starring the still yet-to-be-nude brunette babe Camilla Belle, puts me in mind of a similar movie whose incredibly hot female star NEVER got naked on camera. I'm thinking of one of the top actresses we've always wanted to see naked, Raquel Welch, and the 1966 Hammer Films production One Million Years B.C.. I can only hope that Camilla's involvement in this prehistoric effort doesn't mean that history is going to repeat itself and Ms. Belle is going to follow Raquel down the long, lonely road that is a non-nude career. What's a cave girl without her girl-cave? What's the Ice Age without a couple of chest glaciers? What's prehistory without a few posteriors? 10,000 B.C. doesn't have to mean "ten thousand breasts clothed." Come on Camilla, uncover those cans!