No, we aren't getting a payout from ABC for that headline. Hell, we didn't even get a gift basket for our trouble. The reason we're telling you to watch Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (Tonight at 9:30/8:30 Central on ABC!), starring Dreama Walker and Krysten Ritter (above), is because the Parents' Television Council hates it. And we hate them. Bunch of busybodies.
Anyway, here's what the PTC said in a statement released yesterday:
"The program is a sexist mixed-bag of hedonism, drug-use, alcohol abuse (including the main character plying a 13-year-old boy with alcohol to get him drunk) and explicit levels of promiscuity that are shocking even by today's broadcast TV standards."
Again, that's Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23, tonight at 9:30/8:30 Central on ABC.
Want to really make the Parents' Television Council mad? Check out all of Dreama Walker and Krysten Ritter's sexiest moments right here on MrSkin.com!
Rihanna's got a very busy schedule. Not only does she have to fly to Hawaii for a tropical vacation, she's got to put on a skimpy white bikini, spray sunscreen on herself, and get her picture taken while she's doing it. We don't know how she does it!
Rihanna was so busy concentrating on the task at hand that she failed to notice that one of her nipples was peeking out of the top of her bikini as the camera snapped away. That's understandable.
What we can't believe that whichever assistant she has on Facebook detail didn't see said nip slip while posting them to her Facebook page. She ought to fire that assistant and hire Skin Central instead. We'd never fail to notice your nipples, Rihanna. And that's a promise.
Hang ten with more sexy vacation pics of Rihanna after the jump!
Nude this week on the boob tube, we welcome Girls to the Sunday night lineup with open arms and a bare butt from series…
It's all our fault, really.
Fashion magazines keep promising to show us supermodels and other celebrities naked, and we keep falling for it, even though all we ever get after flipping through one of these glossy periodicals is the stink of perfume samples on our hands and a patronizing smile from the lady at Barnes & Noble.
The 2012 edition of Allure Magazine's annual "Look Better Naked" feature is mostly more of the same as Extra's Maria Menounous, Smash's Debra Messing, Think Like a Man's Taraji P. Henson, Homeland's Morena Baccarin, and model Heidi Klum all pose "magazine naked" with the good parts obscured from view.
Naturally, the accompanying copy praises these celebs for their bravery for exposing parts of themselves that wouldn't even be blurred out on a major network sitcom, but in Mr. Skin's book, if it ain't boobs, bush or butt, then it's not really nude.
So special commendation belongs to Leslie Bibb, currently starring on the series GCB, for surpassing all of our cynical expectations by actually showing full buttcrack in a fashion magazine. Leslie, we (one handedly) salute you!
See more semi-nude pics and video from Allure's "Look Better Naked" feature after the jump!
We're knee-deep in celebrity skin and we're not ashamed to admit it this week on DVD and Blu-ray: First, the SKINstant classic sex-addiction drama Shame (2011) hits Blu-ray for some HD FFN from Carey Mulligan and oh so many more. Also nude on Blu-ray, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air princess Nia Long shows her crown jewels in In Too Deep (1999), and nude on DVD, Vera Farmiga and Keisha Castle-Hughes (yup, the girl from Whale Rider) bare historical hootage in A Heavenly Vintage (aka The Vintner's Luck) (2009).
Also nude on DVD, the doctor is skin as Roger Corman's Cult Classics presents The Nurses Collection, bringing you sexual healing in the form of drive-in classics Candy Stripe Nurses (1974), Night Call Nurses (1972), The Young Nurses (1973), and Private Duty Nurses (1971).
More after the jump!
Who is this Jessie J? Before today, we weren't really sure. Wikipedia says she's an "English singer and songwriter" who has had some hits in the UK and written songs for the likes of Chris Brown and Miley Cyrus. Also, she looks kind of like Sasha Grey in her new music video, Laserlight.
That's all well and good, but the REAL reason Jessie has popped up on Mr. Skin's radar is thanks to this slip of her fully erect nip in the aforementioned Laserlight video. If only it shot laser beams, we'd be buying Jessie J concert tickets right now.
See the close-up after the jump!
Girls premiered on HBO this weekend, and all of its boob tube neighbors got together to welcome the nude arrival with a whole horde of girls showing off their girls. Don't think of it as a house warming party. Think of it as a tent-pitching party.
You've heard of the Air Guitar World Championships, right? There's even a documentary on them, if you're interested.
But you've probably never heard of the Air Sex World Championships...at least, we hadn't until recently. Sponsored by FleshLight (of course), Air Sex is a form of, oh, let's just call it "performance art" where competitors simulate sexual activity with an invisible partner in front of a room full of people.
The official air sex website says that air sex must be done to music and should be "about" 2 minutes long, but "unlike air guitar, there are not many other rules...The only important rule is that all sexual climaxes must be simulated, not real." Good to know.
Air Sex was invented in Japan (of course it was), and events are held all over the USA, but it has proven immensely popular in Austin, Texas, a town that really values its weirdos and which holds bimonthly fake facial-offs at the Alamo Drafthouse.
Yes, but is Air Sex, you know, sexy? It depends on the air sex-er, really. At its best, it's an opportunity to see hot, attention-seeking drama-club types strip to their bras and hump the floor without the high cover charge of a strip club. At its worst, it's chubby bearded guys pretending to make out with thin air. But hey, at least it's never boring.
See some highlights from the annals of Air Sexing after the jump!
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