Happy Skindependence Day, everyone!
If you want a celebration that will make you swell with perv-triotic pride, join us as we count down a diverse list of beautiful ladies that all have one thing in common-they were born on the 4th of July! And with babes like Victoria Abril, Julia Parton, and Eva Marie Saint you’re sure to be giving a one-armed salute.
Oh say, can you see them nude? Yes, you can!
Blake tells Starpluse about an unusual encounter with her 4-year-old nephew that happened before her recent appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman:
"He was tattling on his older brother and he comes running in and I said, ‘No, no, no, don’t come in, I’m naked…’ It was from behind and I was covering myself from the front and he walks in and it was a little too late. He just sees me and turns beet red and then, like, folds over laughing."
"And then later he came back again and he wanted me to throw him on the bed… and he’s pulling open the door and I said, ‘I can’t, I’m naked again,’ and he goes, ‘Can I see, can I see?’ He’s four. That’s not OK."
Good luck, kid, because you just got the peeper's equivalent of crystal meth- one hit, and you'll spend the rest of your life trying to re-create that first high.
Our thoughts have already turned to beers, brats, and babes in bikinis on this SKINdependence Day eve, so let's get down to business on DVD and Blu-ray: Just in time for the 4th, Born on the Fourth of July (1989) makes its Blu-ray debut complete with the nude debut of Foxy lady Vivica A. Fox. Also making its groovy Blu-ray debut, Jane Fonda blasts off in the '60s sci-fi classic Barbarella (1968), and Barbara Hershey (or at least her body double) gets possessed by a horny hellion in The Entity (1981). And sexploitation giant Chesty Morgan shows off her gigantic 73-inch gazongas in the Blu-ray triple feature Chesty Morgan's Bosom Buddies, featuring the titanic talents of Deadly Weapons (1973), Double Agent 73 (1974), and The Immoral Three (1975).
Plus, Snoop Dogg stars as a high school senior (really) and Carla Howe provides the kind chest buds in the stoner comedy Mac & Devin Go to High School (2012), nude on DVD and Blu-ray.
More after the jump!
Jenny McCarthy's seventh spin in the pages of Playboy (and her sixth on the cover) has hit newsstands, and as expected pics from the the 39-year-old's full-frontal pictorial leaked shortly afterwards.
The pics have been generating quite a bit of buzz online as guys who first fapped to Jenny back in the '90s marveled at how well she's maintained her fine form.
Playboy has been keeping a tight lid on the leak, but Skin Central knows where to find the set. And while we agree that Jenny's still got it, we're surprised by what passes for "unshaven" these days. The '70s this ain't...
Check out the rest of Jenny McCarthy's July 2012 Playboy pictorial
After a record-breaking box office weekend where Ted (2012) shattered the record set by The Hangover (2009) for the best opening for an original R-rated comedy ever and Magic Mike (2012) moonwalked its way into a tidy $41 million (not bad for a movie with a $7 million budget), we here at Skin Central can draw only one conclusion: PG-13 is passe. Long live the hard R!
Speaking of hard, box office reports are interesting and all, but if that's what you wanted you would have subscribed to Variety, right? So without further aboob, gentlemen, we proudly present, courtesy of an anonymous camera-toting movie-goer, the first pictures of Olivia Munn's topless scene in Magic Mike.
Now you don't have to risk that lady from your mom's book club seeing you going into the 10:50 screening of Magic Mike by yourself (or, God forbid, running into your mom and her book club buddies at Magic Mike). You're welcome.
Ted (2012) is a bona fide hit. But among the millions of people who went to go see Seth McFarland's live-action feature debut this weekend, there's one group in particular that's all a-flutter over this flick. Can you guess who it is? (Besdies Mila Kunis fans, of course.)
It's plushies, of course! Not to be confused with furries, plushies get their kicks from dressing up (and getting it on) like stuffed animals, and they've already taken on Ted's foul-mouthed, horny stuffed protagonist as their, uh, spirit animal.
TMZ reports that McFarland has already been contacted by the XXX website clips4sale.com, where plushies congregate online, about adopting Ted as their mascot:
"The site fired off a letter to Seth saying, 'Not since Alf has there been this kind of excitement over a stuffed animal.' The letter continues, 'We are very serious and would like to engage in talks with you at your earliest convenience.' "
No word yet on whether McFarland will accept.
We don't have any sexy teddy bear pics, but we've got lots of content from Ted star Mila Kunis right here at MrSkin.com!
Thanks to all the nude photos of her we've published over the years, we've begun to feel rather protective of Paz de la Huerta.
When we don't hear from her for a while, we worry about her- especially now that she's been given the boot from Boardwalk Empire. We worry she's living under a bridge or doing table dances at a strip club/all-you-can-eat buffet in downtown Vegas or something.
But as it turns out, Paz is fine. As fine as anyone can be taking naked pictures of themselves in a dingy studio apartment with King of the Perverts "Uncle" Terry Richardson can be. And have you seen that seat meat lately? Mighty, mighty fine.
More new, nude pics of Paz de la Huerta after the jump!
You've got some decisions to make if you're looking for big-screen nudity this weekend, as we've got a trio of titillating titles to choose from: first, Olivia Munn's nude debut (as well as magical mams from Mircea Monroe and Riley Keough) in Magic Mike (2012); then, an anonymous topless party-goer provides the best ten seconds of Ted (2012); and finally, Take This Waltz (2011) finally hits theaters so you can see Sarah Silverman and Michelle Williams go full-frontal on the big screen.
More after the jump!
Don't have an account? Sign up for MrSkin.com today and unlock instant access to over 200,000 Pics & Clips!