Aquaslash (2019)

Did you say a French Canadian horror comedy that takes place at a waterpark and casts some of the most scalding hot ladies to spend the entire runtime in bikinis???  Then yes, we'll take two!  In Aquaslash (great title!), we follow a bevy of high school seniors who are following in their school's annual tradition of taking over a waterpark resort for their senior end of year party.  Instead of the sexy drug and drink fueled fun times, they are being singled out and slaughtered by a psycho on the loose in the park!  This one follows the old urban legend of someone putting razor blades in the waterslide so that when you go down them, you get cut to pieces, and brings it to real life!  THIS ONE HAS IT ALL!  We have a cover band doing Corey Hart's "Sunglasses at Night" while the lead singer flashes back to shower sex with the scalding hot Lanisa Dawn; We have a soapy wet t-shirt car wash, the older lifeguard babe banging the senior virgins of her choice, a black light/glow in the dark paint water gun fight with titties flopping around everywhere, rampant drug use, implied sex between just about every main character, perms, and of course regular waterslide decapitations, like we said EVERYTHING!  All with a bit of Canadian tongue in cheek humor that will tickle you pink and all the busty babes in wet bikinis will bring you to full completion in this absurd slasher flick!  Enjoy some sex scenes from Samantha Hodhod for your rod-rod, the ravishing redhead Madeline Harvey, and the MILF of the movie Brittany Drisdelle, just to name a few of the French felines prowling through this waterpark and into your heart.