Nude Scenes from
American Pie 2 (2001)

You've seen them. You know them. And even though you're reading this on an apple-pie American, Midwest-based, adults-only, heterosexual-male-centric site that decidedly gets its kicks below the waistline, sunshine, you may even be one (although, if that's the case, you're likely to atone for your monthly MrSkin.com membership fee by doubling your contributions to National Public Radio or the local Quaker day-care where all the kids go by their mother's surnames).

American Pie Presents: Beta House (Picture: 1) is the sixth skin-stallment in the world's reigning teen-sex-comedy juggernaut. Be sure to pick it up on DVD when it debuts the day after Christmas. There is no finer use for all those gift cards you got. MrSkin.com sat down with Beta House screenwriter Erik Lindsay to talk about his new movie, the previous Pies, and raunchy puberty farces of yesterday, today, and tomorrow.

The teen sex comedy, that bulwark of shower-room peeping, back-seat groping, pledge hazing, and general underage debauchery, had all but disappeared from mainstream American cinema before it was revived by 1999's skinstant classic American Pie, in which Shannon Elizabeth's (Picture: 1) not-to-be-believed topless masturbation scene gave fans of on-screen nudity a reason to test out the pause and zoom buttons on their new DVD players.