When I Was Your Age

What's age got to do with it? Let's see. Helen Mirren in Age of Consent (1969) gives everything she's got to her role as an artist's model poon-deep in the surf with all three Bs exposed for maximum inspiration. The soon-to-be Policewoman would get arrested if she showed her three Bs on TV, but Angie Dickinson in Big Bad Mama (1974) is not afraid of the long arm of the law or your long pants arm. Two tits as perfect as they come from Jamie Lee Curtis in Trading Places (1983), who will make you come. Susan Sarandon in Joe (1970) shows her jo-jos and they're big. A fine look at her fine behind, Michelle Pfeiffer in Into the Night (1985) has just gone into our wet dreams. Shakespeare never looked as good as Judi Dench in A Midsummer Night's Dream (1968). An out-of-this-world striptease from Jane Fonda in Barbarella (1968). We like this arrangement from Faye Dunaway in The Arrangement (1969), it's all ass. Madonna in Body of Evidence (1993) releases her boy toys, so go play, boys. It's not really a pity at all that Charlotte Rampling in 'Tis Pity She's a Whore (1971) shows her little titties. Nothing better than a drunken three B from Jessica Lange in Frances (1982). Julie Walters in She'll Be Wearing Pink Pyjamas (1984) and sometimes she'll only be wearing bush, bun and butt in the shower. Tits! Catherine Deneuve in Le sauvage (1975) shows her tits. Age, beige, these babes are hot.