Jessica Alba in bondage. For change. (Yeeeah!)

Christina Aguilera demands vanilla candles backstage at MTV VMAs. For WHAT?! (I'm Not Obsessed)

A-ho’s, mateys! Porn epic Pirates: Stagnetti’s Revenge trailer premieres. (AVN)

Nicole Eggert says: "Piece-of-ash ex burned me with cigarettes!" (TMZ)

Rump for cover! Kim Kardashian’s kid sis Kourtney Kardashian konceals kaboose. (Fox News)

Rack to school: sexy songs about teachers. (The Frisky)

One Olympic swimmer topless, one Olympic diver nip slip. (The Nip Slip)

Johnny P. Good! Chuck Berry’s legendary underground piss-porn video to get legit release. (AVN)