The Ladies of SEINFELD

The show about nothing with the actresses wearing nothing or close to it is muff-see TV. Cleavage from Jewish princess Julia Louis-Dreyfus in Seinfeld (1990) will make you yadda-yadda-yadda leap for joy. Michelle Williams joins funny woman Sarah Silverman in Take This Waltz (2011) for a fully nude shower. You'll be bathing in your own semen watching this titillation. Yes, they're real. Teri Hatcher in The Cool Surface (1994) shows her super-tits. Topless in bed, Marisa Tomei in Before the Devil Knows You're Dead (2007) is a sexy little demon. A tit-tasitc Denise Richards in Wild Things (1998) kisses Neve Campbell. You'll grow nine yards when a naked Amanda Peet in The Whole Nine Yards (2000) kills a guy with her gun. But she's naked. Playing with her tits, Marcia Cross in Female Perversions (1997), won't make you cross. Sheer lingerie and then she takes it off, and Kristin Davis in Sex and the City (1998) puts the sex back in the city. Courteney Cox in Blue Desert (1991) will please your cox with a bit of breast. Topless stripper in a thong, Melora Walters in Twenty Bucks (1993) is worth twice as much. Naked Paula Marshall in Californication (2007) asks what do you think? We can't say, we're too busy masturbating. A wet bikini-clad Raquel Welch in Lady in Cement (1968) will make you hard as a rock. Debra Messing in The Wedding Date (2005) is caught in the shower cleaning up your mess. Thanks, Jerry.