Thus began my search to find as many famous nip slips as I possibly could. Which was great, all I had to do was show up to work and look at boobs all day as research (notice I'm not putting that in quotations because I actually was). The internet is truly an amazing place; I found all kinds of shit thanks to Mr. Skin and the Google- I can type in nip slip and get over a million results.
There are all kinds of nip slips, they happen to all kinds of people and show us all kinds of boobs. Most of the time it's accidental, but there are many cases where, and I'm sorry to say this, but ladies- you know what you're putting on and you're well aware of it so no bitching. Katy's little accident was just a wardrobe malfunction but those moments are few and far between. I'm not saying that they're doing it on purpose per say, lord knows you can flash the public all you want and I won't complain.
They complained when Justin Timberlake ripped off part of Janet Jackson's bondage suit exposing her chocolate flapjack during the Super bowl, but again, they wanted to shock you and they did (you know you liked it). Nip slips are great, they just show up when you least expect them to. Sometimes people are aware and fix it before anyone notices and then there are those like Tara Reid, who actually thought that people were suddenly really in to taking her picture. Little did she realize they were just capturing another one of her priceless moments.
I love repeat offenders. The ones that have poked out to say hello so many times that they have a reputation for it. People like Mischa Barton, who can’t seem to find many shirts that will contain her boobage, or songbird Lily Allen who simply refuses to wear a bra. Going braless is for the brave, those willing to accept that something might happen and a boobie might be involved. I love Lily because she simply doesn't give a shit as she proved when she was in France on Holiday earlier this year. Keep them coming ladies!
Of course you have you Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton sighting 101, which is a new slip every six months guaranteed. They both know they're hot, and I have to say: thank you for sharing your dcolletage girls, you love attention and having your picture taken, and I love stumbling across them in the morning (boy don't I wish that was a literal statement).
Side note: I LOVE Lindsay's boobs- I just can't get enough!
Then there are the shocking moments, like those on the red carpet. Sophie Marceau lost her top at Cannes but rebounded before many could see what happened, which is why we are so thankful to have video tape and slow motion capabilities to assure that we wouldn't miss it. Not like you couldn't see her naked anytime you want- she's been naked in every other movie she's ever been in. On the other hand you have ladies like Bai Ling (which are harder to find) who makes no attempt to keep her clothes on half the time she's in public. It seems that her right boob is on constant escape watch.
Hunting for nip slips was more fun than I had expected. For some more nip slips, see our archive of slip-tastic stories.
In case I missed any of your favorites- let me know what I may have missed out on! You can write me at TheBigO@Mrskin.com, leave a comment, or join in the Facebook fun!
Many thanks to Chris Roo for his amazing photography, for more of his work visit: www.chrisroo.com
