Each Tuesday, be sure to check in with Mr. Skin to get the complete skinny right here on the hottest DVD releases. Here is the randy round-up for the week of January 6, 2009.
THE ALPHABET KILLER (2008)
STUDIO: Starz/Anchor Bay Entertainment
NUDES: Eliza Dushku (breasts) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: The crime thriller The Alphabet Killer is loosely based on a string of murders that occurred near Rochester, New York, in the early 1970s in which each victim had matching first and last initials. The film follows Megan Paige (Eliza Dushku), a police officer who is assigned to investigate the murder of the first young victim and subsequently suffers a nervous breakdown and loses her grip on reality. She also loses her grip on her shirt, flashing her T’s for the very first time. The only thing you’ll be killing while watching The Alphabet Killer is S-P-E-R-M.
CALIGULA: THE IMPERIAL EDITIONBLU-RAY (1979)
STUDIO: Image
NUDES: NUDES: Helen Mirren (FFN, butt, lesbian) (Picture-1), Teresa Ann Savoy (FFN, butt) (Picture-1), Adriana Asti (FFN, butt) (Picture-1), Anneka Di Lorenzo (FFN, butt, lesbian) (Picture-1), Lori Wagner (FFN, butt, lesbian) (Picture-1), Mirella D’Angelo (FFN, butt) (Picture-1), and hundreds of uncredited nude actresses
THE SKINNY: Sir John Gielgud, Helen Mirren, Malcolm McDowell, and Peter O'Toole star in this porn movie about the decadence that was Rome. Yes, porn movie. Written by highbrow scribe Gore Vidal, Caligula tells the real story of the famously insane Roman emperor, complete with come shots, full penetration, spread beavers, slurped schlongs, and lap-liquefying lesbianism. Besides Helen, who loves to show off her funbags, blonde-bushed Teresa Ann Savoyas the emperor's sisterly object of incestuous obsessiongoes full frontal, and Lori Wagner and Anneka Di Lorenzo leave no hole unlicked in their suck-a-thon from the days when Sappho herself might have joined in the fun. Mirella D'Angelo gets it on with McDowell, who then shoves his fist up some greased man butt. That's art.
THE GROCER’S SON (2007)
STUDIO: Film Movement
NUDE: Clotilde Hesme (left breast) (Picture-1)
THE SKINNY: Nicolas Cazal is Antoine Sforza, a man who returns to his boyhood village after his father suffers a stroke in The Grocer’s Son. With his father unable to do so, Antoine has to take over his duties as a grocer but soon finds himself at odds with the locals and his family. As his girlfriend, Claire, Clotilde Hesme flashes some titty briefly. It’s a nice package.
