What are the latest skin-friendly flicks to hit home video? This week, we've got the kinky (Secretary), the creepy (Open Water), the kooky (Splice) and the altogether ooky (The Human Centipede). Mr. Skin plans on giving out these brand new DVD releases to trick-or-treaters on Halloween!

The Human Centipede
A nutty German doctor sews three people together, lips to anus, to create The Human Centipede (2009). Doesn't exactly sound like the recipe for hotness, but two segments of the centipede, Ashley C. Williams and Ashlynn Yennie, are super hot ladies who creepy-crawl with their boobs bare and swinging. This is one centipede you won't want to step on.

Secretary (Blu-Ray)
We have no idea why it took so long to come out on Blu-Ray, but finally, at long last and long lust, the S&M cult classic Secretary (2002) is out on Blu-Ray. Now you can see Maggie Gyllenhaal at her finest in HD, getting spanked, peeing her pants, and going gloriously, fuzztastically full frontal as the titular office worker who becomes James Spader's employee--and his bottom. Spanks for the Blu-Ray!

Splice (Blu-ray)
Splice (2010) is nice when two scientists create a half-human, half-animal, all-hot hybrid in the form of foxy Frenchwoman Delphine Chanac. Spliced-gene babes apparently have no inhibitions, and Delphine happily shows off some full frontal that's scientifically sexy.

Open Water/Open Water 2: Adrift (Blu-Ray)
It's a double dose of oceanic fright with a joint Blu-Ray release of the horror hits Open Water (2004) and Open Water 2: Adrift (2007). In the first, blonde stunner Blanchard Ryan made a splash with her skincredible, full-frontal nude debut, and the sequel boasts a bit of booty from a pair of bikini babes. Get wet!