PIRATES: The Best Scenes

Avast ye matees! Drop yer drawyers er walk the plank! It’s the five best scenes from 2005’s Pirates! I can assure you there will be boobs! There will be swashbuckling! Did I mention there will be boobs? You’ll want to luvonna Carmen Luvana after you see her get down and dirty in the hole… of the ship I mean, of course! We see back and chest here as she shows what a lady of the deck (typo?) can really do! Not to be outdone, Janine Lindemulder begins the next scene by casting aside everything on the table so she can bend over and take it right! Clear it off people, someone needs this table for boing! You know how uncourteous pirates can be. Austyn Moore will have you screaming for exactly that after you see her blouse come off and her ladies of the ship come out! And what skintastic cans they are! After getting down in the lower deck, Jessie Jane isn’t in much of a hurry to lace herself back up, giving the perfect view of her upper perfections, not to mention a touch of back tattoo when she puts her clothes back on! Jenaveve Jolie gets her shirt removed in this scene, but it’s no skin off my hide! Pirates, pirates, pirates!