Deeper than Deep, Your Cooler
Now fans of the late Gerard Damiano’s porn classic Deep Throat can satisfy their oral fixations in another way: by drinking a mixture of juices, extracts, and vitamins out of a big can bearing the image of Linda Lovelace.
And for the real fans, there’s even better news on the horizon.
The company that distributes the porn-themed libation is giving away a cooler that comes in three different designs, all bearing Linda’s iconic image.
Now you can have something to put next to your Deep Throat pinball machine to keep your fuel cool during those marathon sessions.
AVN.com reports,
East Coast News, one of North America's largest adult novelty distributors, has announced its latest promotion: Purchase 50 cases of Deep Throat Energy Drink and choose from one of three refrigerator models.
Deep Throat Energy Drink, from Arrow Productions, features a mixed flavor of apple and grape and contains the energy boosters ginseng root, guarana extract and vitamin C.
In the East Coast News promotion, three refrigerator models, all of which boast the Deep Throat Energy logo, will be awarded to qualifying purchases.
East Coast News is headquartered in Hightstown, N.J., with other offices in Van Nuys, Calif., and Pembroke Park, Fla. The company carries adult toys and novelties for all retail stores, house parties, lingerie emporiums and Internet sites.
