We all knew that Nicole Kidman was ageless, but who would have thought that at fifty-four years old, she would literally look Thirty-four. If not twenty-four. If not a downright teenager. If this all sounds like crazy talk, then just you wait until you catch sight of her buzzy new look for the cover of Vanity Fair's annual Hollywood Issue. Nicole welcomes readers at a yellow gate, wearing a super revealing outfit that is sure to scratch that schoolgirl fantasy!
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Not only is Nicole wearing a miniskirt around her waist here. She's also wearing a mini-er mini-skirt around her boobs! One mini skirt isn't enough in 2022. Nicole bares way more of her bod than many fifty-somethings would dare to. Her stomach is so flat and toned, and her body overall looks just as stunning as it did when we first got to know her as an actress in the 90s. What more is there to say about this picture? It defies logic, time, science, physiology... and we are truly not worthy.
Nicole Kidman makes this year's Hollywood Issue thanks to her Oscar-nominated role in the awards season favorite Being the Ricardos. Nicole has a great shot at nabbing the trophy for Best Actress in a Lead Role this year, and if any Academy members are on the fence, maybe this photoshoot will convince them. If she doesn't get the Best Actress trophy, at least can we get this woman a Best Boob Miniskirt trophy?
