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Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica

Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica (2003-2005)

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The national craze for celebrity worship and reality TV meets at the hot point that is Newlyweds: Nick & Jessica. Jessica, for those men out there without penises, is Jessica Simpson. The teen pop sensation made her mark on MTV, not with sexy music videos, but with this behind-the-scenes look at her marriage to Nick Lachey, from the boy group 98 Degrees. They live a pretty idyllic life, and it’s nice to have a peek, especially when viewers' peepers are peering at Jessica’s protruding pom-poms. Has a more perfect body ever been created? That’s a rhetorical question. Jessica's bodily superiority is proven when she flaunts what she's got while popping out from a cake in lingerie for hubby’s birthday or jiggling her buoyant top into a skintight scuba-diving suit. Unfortunately the honeymoon ended not too long after the show did, though Jessica luckily went on to superstardom thanks to a hot pink bikini in The Dukes of Hazzard (2005).