A Lesbian Nude Scene!

America was still reeling from the news that the enormously popular ever-optimistic, dog-loving, Portia de Rossi-laying talk-show guru Ellen DeGeneres was officially named as the fourth judge on American Idol when Mr Skin got on the radio and really started blowing some minds.

Despite Ellen’s enormous popularity across the major demographics, surprisingly few people outside the skin-savvy readership of this blog knew that they could see their beloved Ellen DeGeneres nude in a movie from 2000.

Unsurprisingly, given the fact that Ellen is a lady-lover in real life, the scene is in the steamy made-for-cable lesbian drama If These Walls Could Talk 2 and features some good looks at Ellen’s melons as she lives out every gay girl’s fantasysticking her face between the naked knockers of Sharon Stone.

This makes Ellen the first Idol judge ever to have done a nude scene, much less a nude lesbian sex scene, which really puts the pressure on Kara DioGuardi to doff her top and start making out with Bikini Girl.

Ellen isn’t the only mega-star to show skin in this unjustly overlooked girl-girl classic.

If These Walls Could Talk 2 also boasts the bare boobs of indie darling Chlo Sevigny, of The Brown Bunny fame, who bumps bosoms with topless Michelle Williams, all of which can be found on the members' side of MrSkin.com.

If Paula Abdul wants to get back in front of the camera, she’d better start looking for a screenwriter for If These Walls Could Talk 3.

Coincidentally, Mr Skin has long been working on just the script.