Countless people watched the final presidential debate this week, and Mr Skin wonders why, when these seven days were jam-packed with flesh-flashing babes on the small screen!
The HBO vampire show True Blood continued its reliable run of naked babes you'll want to sink your teeth into. And The Game showcased the chest-pieces of Brittany Daniel, Tia Mowry, and Wendy Raquel Robinson stuffed into teeny bikinis. Audrina Patridge also went the bikini route for The Hills, and classy lassy Christina Applegate created some comely pre-cancer cleavage in a lacy bra. Even Brooke Burke got in on the chesty fun by displaying some cleave in a very revealing Dancing with the Stars costume.
Just in time for Halloween, former child star Anna Paquin gave us a couple of treats in the form of her perky little pumpkins. On last Sunday's episode of True Blood, Anna enjoyed a tryst with her bloodthirsty beau, and but gave us all something to suck on when she debuted her boobs for the very first time. Worth the wait, and absolutely skincredible.
The girls of The Game brought their A-game in last week's episode when they spent the greater portion of the show in bikinis. Tia Mowry made us swell-ow in yellow, Wendy Raquel Robinson made us blow up with her blue bikini, and Brittany Daniel (at right), was red hot. You got Game, ladies.
On Dancing with Stars, someone was cut. We don't know who--we couldn't be bothered to figure it out since everyone's attention was riveted to Cheryl Burke and Brooke Burke and their unbelievable cleavage in those awesomely scanty little dancing outfits. Two Burkes. Four boobs. Talk about MAMbos!
The Hills are alive! Not with the sound of music, but with the sight of boobies. Audrina Patridge knows how to bring the ratings, and she slid into a barely-there bikini and wetted down her jawdropping body. At one point, her guy Justin Bobby told her to take off her top, and he'd get in too. She complied, but MTV didn't show the nude goods. Eat your heart out, Heidi.
Last but not least by any stretch of the imagination, the always exquisite Christina Applegate almost brought out her apples on her hit show, Samantha Who? In Monday's episode, Christina's character moved out of her parents' house and was so delighted that she popped her top and shimmied around in her bra. Samantha Who? Samantha Who-ters, that's who!
Tune in next week for all the breaking nudes--big and small and every size in between--from the small screen.