Mr. Skin’s Top Scenes of 2009

Hollywood gets a lot of criticism, but from our viewpoint Tinsel Town is only getter barer with age, and the year 2009 may be one of the barest on record. Now that's got a good beat that we can definitely beat-off to. Every teacher's pet should be as sexy as Eva Amurri Martino in Californication (2007), giving her teacher more than an apple with a lap dance. Give Jessica Biel in Powder Blue (2009) a pole and watch her go to topless town with some candle wax melted in for hot fun in the titty. The small wonders of Eve Mauro in The Chaos Experiment (2009) is an experiment we'd all like to test. A frisky fuck from Betsy Rue in My Bloody Valentine 3D (2009) as she rides her bald man's cock. Would you shave Rachel Blanchard's bush in Spread (2009)? Watch out, you may cut yourself on her hotness. Sasha Grey in The Girlfriend Experience (2009) is naked giving her man a relaxing wash down in the tub. It's something we'd all like to experience. Have you heard? Amber Heard in The Informers (2009) likes to fuck. Malin Akerman in Watchmen (2009) gives us a super look at superhero sex. Penélope Cruz in Broken Embraces (2009) will break your sperm bank when she sexposes her spicy rack. Some hot T&A from Charlize Theron in The Burning Plain (2009). Where there's smoke, there's Kate French in Fired Up (2009). One more year, and a lot more skin. Thank you.