There is a great cinematic tradition of taking a popular yet mostly chaste movie and remaking it with loads of nudity (see The Thomas Crown Affair, Alfie, and any number of Seduction Cinema titles). Now Hannah Montana herself Miley Cyrus wants to turn that tradition on its headby taking all of the sex out of Sex and the City!

The spawn of Mr. Achy Breaky Heart told TV Guide:

"I'd love to do a younger, cleaner version of Sex and the City."

Though Miley claims that the nudity-filled chick-com is her favorite show, she admits that she's only seen the chastened TBS version. So Miley wants to go cleaner than TBS? Will Miley-as-Carrie and her femme friends hang out in the high-school cafeteria discussing braces and French braids?

We combed the Mr. Skin archives for Sex and the City content that might be appropriate for the Disney Channel and dug up this shot of Cynthia Nixon nursing her newborn:

Disney is a family-oriented operation, and what is more family friendly than a mother feeding her baby? It's the cycle of lifewith exposed lactators!