LIVING DEAD Girls: Every Nude Babe From a LIVING DEAD Movie

For those of you who have a penchant for kink, this might be your very favorite playlist of all. It’s every nude babe who ever appeared in the Living Dead movies. And, shockingly, there are quite a few. Leading these trailblazers is Linnea Quigley. She stomps and dances around on someone’s grave, stripping off her top revealing her firm tits. Then, as the action escalates, she strips down all the way, lit by a young man holding a red flair -- that is not a euphemism. … if anything it’s probably symbolic. Next Linnea shakes her tail and tits as she lovingly strokes some blow-hard punk’s leg. Finally, in a torrential downpour, the convertible car roof gives out, pouring gallons of water down on to Quigley’s bouncy Qs. Moving away from Linnea Quigley, our next starlet, Melinda Clarke, makes her appearance in Return of the Living Dead Part III. Though she’s all woman, she’s also all zombie. And we all know how to kill a zombie right? Yep, you gotta impale them with something stiff and hard. (That’s vampires? … oh … oops. You might not take our advice on that then.) Next we see (pre-zombie) Melinda Clarke laying topless on the bed. From there we move into Erotic Nights of the Living Dead -- realizing their cash cow were utters, they made a pretty good decision with this movie. Dirce Funari lays (and splays) comfortable on a seafaring couch, smoking -- god, remember when that was crazy hot? -- showing us her “acting talents.” Those include boobs and bush. This Night of the Living Dead playlist is going to make you turn into a zombie, we guarantee. A pretty stiff zombie at that.