Lap Dancing of the Stars

Be seated. That way you'll create the best part of your anatomy to appreciate these scenes, you're lap. Now let the women do the dancing and see what comes up. Eva Amurri Martino in Californication (2007) gives teacher's pet a whole new swing when she dancer's on her teacher's lap, with her boobs getting good grades for jiggling, baby. Elizabeth Berkley in Showgirls (1995) gives the lap dance to end all lap dances, which ends in the happiest ending. Texas titties from Alexis Texas in Bloodlust Zombies (2011) are sure to get you bigger than the biggest state in the union. You'll be wrestling your little man after watching the topless tattooed Marisa Tomei in The Wrestler (2008) give a lap dance. Fully nude save for striped socks Heather Vandeven in PJ Party Secrets (2008) is worth shooting your load for. Shave that beaver, bare that ass and dangle those hooters, Tracy Ryan in Hollywood Sex Fantasy (2001), and you've now fulfilled every man's sex fantasy. Grind that body Shauna O'Brien in Scandal: The Big Turn On (2000) and you'll make us big and turned on. Jennifer Wolf in Lap Dancer (1995) lets a lady in on the action that actually makes things hotter for the men. Art house lap dances are respectable, so is jerking off to Mia Kirshner in Exotica (1994). Now that you've had your share of sexy lap dances you can stand up now. Oh, you can't? Then why not watch some more. Let's go, ladies!