Katie Holmes: Naked and Sexy

If there’s a couch around here, we’re jumping on it. Why? Katie Holmes, that’s why. Forget about Tom for a minute and think about Katie’s bare necessities. At least we are. Nobody knows it, but it all started back in 1998 with a deleted scene from the delightful Disturbing Behavior, when Katie’s in a make-out sesh with some dude. Her left Dawson’s Peak rises, definitely causing lots of rising elsewhere. And it just so happens to slip out inside a car. Boobie bonus! Ms. Holmes Sherlocks us in The Gift by playing a corpse pulled from the water, but she’s oddly hot considering her righty whitey is there for everyone to enjoy. Mysteriously sexy. Next up, it’s the same skinflick, same Katie tits. Out they come when she pulls her shirt open for Greg Kinnear, who also unfairly gets Katie’s flesh bottoms barely covered by some sexy little panties. Holmes is where the hard-on is. The former Mrs. Cruise and the former Mr. Holmes both make it in Hollywood’s Most Infamous Couples and Ugliest Breakups (2005), but it’s Katietits we’re eyeing. And our eye is on some crack! Said crack comes from a beautiful pair of buns, and said buns belong to none other than Katie Holmes as she gets on a bike. Someone’s got to be getting off at the same time! Forget about the innocence, and get in on the skin-essence from Katie at Mr. Skin!