Really Justin? Really?

Baseball is a game of routine and superstitions. From leaving the dugout first, to adjusting your batting gloves after every pitch, to writing something in the dirt of the mound, baseball players are strange beasts when it comes to pre-game rituals. But one thing Detroit Tigers ace Justin Valendar won’t do before games that doesn’t make a ton of sense: he won’t bang Kate Upton.  

As we all learned from Rocky there is no sex before a fight, but no sex before you pitch? That’s a new one. While I guess I can kind of, maybe, almost, sort of, understand why you wouldn’t want to get physical right before you have to do something that is physically draining, but it’s Kate Upton. Kate “Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Model, Have You Seen Her In A Bikini” Upton. I’m just struggling to understand how anyone with any job wouldn’t want to have sex with Kate Upton whenever they had the chance.  

Now, I still want you to watch the clip from Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen to learn another fun fact about Justin Verlander and Kate Upton’s relationship. I’m not going to tell you what, but I’m sure you’ll be shaking your head in disbelief again.