The Royal Tenenbaums are about be become Ripped Tendons n' Quads, and Shakespeare in Love will be Shakespeare in Boxing Gloves. Gorgeous golden goddess and Oscar-winner Gwyneth Paltrow is about to release a brand new workout DVD.

According to Splash News:

Gwyneth Paltrow hopes to become the next Jane Fonda when she releases her own fitness DVD, it has been claimed. The Oscar-winning actress will share her tips for keeping in shape on the tape, sources say, as viewers follow her moves. An insider said:

"Her idea is to show, step by step, what she does every day to stay in shape. There won't be much fancy equipment involved either, because her workout is mostly yoga, some basic Pilates and flexibility and resistance training."

There won't be much resistance to an opportunity to ogle Gwyneth in tight, skimpy workout gear.

An if you've got a yearning for spandex-clad cans sweatin' to the oldies, be sure to hunt down the bicep-bulking past offerings from these skintastic stars.

Alyssa Milano's Teen Steam

She's not a girl! She's not yet a woman! She's a . . . steamy teen! When Alyssa Milano moved past the tomboy kid phase on Who's the Boss, she budded into one of the hottest babes in Hollywood. Before she pulled out her perky pair in Embrace of the Vampire, she embraced fitness, and at age sixteen, made this neon-hued ode to adolescent health. Shut up and Danza!

Chyna Fitness: More Than Meets the Eye

This workout vid's tagline is the same as G.I. Joe's. And anyone who's seen Chyna's sex tape, 1 Night in Chyna, knows that this hulking honey has more than meets the eye down south. Meaty as she may be below the belt, the former Joanie Laurer has an enviable physique everywhere else, and with this tape, she showed you how to get it . . . if you don't mind being put through reps by a lady who could body slam you.

Warm Up with Traci Lords

As if watching New Wave Hookers wasn't enough of a warm-up.