Gridiron Girls: The Chicks of Football Flicks

Your pigskin will get handed off to heaven after watching these women remove their padding and show their soft udder bellies. If you're lucky, they'll let you touch their down. Kendra Wilkinson in The Girls Next Door (2005) posing in a Charger's uniform is about as close to a tight end we've ever seen. Tonie Perensky in Varsity Blues (1999) plays with her pole and reveals what a ball she is having by showing off her bulbous boobs. Now, in appreciation, you must play with your pole. Shirts vs. skins as Pamela Jean Bryant in H.O.T.S. (1979) gives us something to root for...in our pants. Lea Thompson in All the Right Moves (1983) has all the right moves because they all lead to nudity. Goldie Hawn in Wildcats (1986) shows her kittens. Meow. What would football be without cheerleaders? Thankfully, with Stephanie Fondue in The Cheerleaders (1973), we'll never have to know. On any given Sunday you too can have a frenzied sex session with Amber Heard in Friday Night Lights (2004). The original showgirl Elizabeth Berkley in Any Given Sunday (1999) shows her girls. "Don't ever stop fucking me!" shouts Kelly Preston in Jerry Maguire (1996) and we never will. Bristi Havins in Varsity Blues (1999) shows her chest balls in a car full of nude girls. Her lover is having a painful time, but for us Savannah Smith Boucher in North Dallas Forty (1979) is pure pleasure. A quick nip from Anitra Ford in The Longest Yard (1974) will have your a yard long in appreciation. You'll be shaking your pendent and cheering on the nude team when all these football fillies come on your screen.