Today, Drunken Stepfather, one of my favorite celebrity blogs, published these pictures of now legally engaged couple Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi taking a little pre-wedding sailing trip. Either because they sprung a leak and needed to lighten the load or because Ellen couldn't go fifteen minutes without gawking at Portia's pontoons (I know I can't), the clam-slamming comedienne's considerate concubine took off her top and exposed her Northern no-man's-land to the sun while she happily contemplated her honeymoon hairpie. Thank you, Governor Schwarzenegger!