Danica Patrick and Milka Duno Get Slap-Happy at the Track

After working up a sweat under their racing leathers with a long day of turning left at an Ohio racetrack, Indycar eyefuls Danica Patrick and Milka Duno got into a hissing spitting catfightthat resulted in Duno decking Danica with her towel.

Unfortunately, she wasn’t wearing the towel at the time, so the amount of skin and sexual tension remained relatively low. Mr. Skin can’t vouch for what happened in the locker room afterwards, though.

Naturally, all girl-girl conflicts should resolve into wrestling matches full of clothes getting ripped off and overt lesbianism. Check out this classic catfight scene from Barbarian Queen II: The Empress Strikes Back (1989) featuring the late great Lana Clarkson to see how it's done.