The Atomic Bomb And Charlotte McKinney In A Bikini Are Our Biggest Dangers

This morning I was completely and totally shocked to discover that Miami Beach was still on the map. Why, you ask? Because Charlotte McKinney just dropped an atomic bomb of hotness and I'm amazed anyone was able to survive that much sexy Charlotte McKinney.

Now I can hear some of you saying; "Nuclear weapons aren't funny. They bring nothing, but death and destruction. It's not a laughing matter," and I couldn't agree with you more, but you know what else is no laughing matter? Charlotte McKinney in a bikini. There is nothing funny about that and honestly, it can be just as deadly. You can't sit there and tell me that if you were hoping to enjoy a day of fun and sun and all of a sudden you looked over to see Charlotte McKinney's incredible cleavage or incredible ass or incredible any part in a bikini, that you would be able to sit there like nothing was going on? Please, you'd be like me, struggling to catch your breath and no longer possessing the ability to move your legs.

Yes, there have been sexy women on the beaches in Miami. No doubt they are filled with them right now, but I don't know if there has ever been a sight as dangerously sexy as these photos of Charlotte McKinney on a beach. She's a powder keg of hotness and the fuse is running out. I don't know how anyone could survive all this Charlotte McKinney hotness. But hey, what a way to go, am I right?