A Singer, Two Actresses, Three Nipples and Half an Ass
From dresses that fall down, to bathing suits that ride up, to blouses that just aren’t thick enough to hide a certain Italian eyeful’s pepperonis, its been a big week for fans of unintentional nudity.
At a recent show in Amsterdam, the Dutch spirit of permissiveness and do-what-thou-wilt extended to the costume of Pussycat Dolls singer Nicole Scherzinger, who slipped her big brown sand dollar-sized nipple when her dress fell down.
Unfortunately, there were no sightings of Nicole’s Netherlands.
Carla Gugino, in a recent Details photoshoot, had a nipple exposure of a different kind.
While the sheer purple fabric of her top stayed where it was supposed to be without a problem, it just wasn’t thick enough to hide the outline of those sizable Gugi-nips Carla displayed so proudly in Jaded and Sin City.
Downstairs and around the corner, Pam Anderson was treating crowds to a little back porch music at New York Fashion week.
With her arm draped around designer and former club kid Richie Rich, the former Baywatch babe walked down the runway in a gold one-piece covered in flowers that was, understandably, racing up between her buttcheeks just as fast as any man, woman, animal, or inanimate object would if they placed in the vicinity of Pam’s poundcake.
Pam’s passion for rump-fashion may have recruited a whole new crop of members for PETA Penises Erecting Towards Asses.
