We've got a hellstorm of headbanging honeys nude this week on DVD and Blu- Ray, with the heavy metal hooters of strippers Shawna Herman and Crystal Molloy in Fubar: Balls to the Wall (2011), and a bevy of babes, skincluding topless sailor girl Laura Ramsey and hard-rocking pole dancers Karissa and Kristina Shannon, in Somewhere (2010). Nude on blu-ray, big, busty, totally naked Genevieve Lemon literally bangs her head in Sweetie (1989), and non-nude but sexy on blu-ray, we've got heavy metal of a whole other sort in Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles Seasons 1 & 2.
Steven Dorff is a jaded Hollywood actor who reexamines his hard-partying lifestyle after his estranged 11-year-old daughter (Elle Fanning) pays him a visit in the 2010 drama Somewhere. Hef's twin girlfriends Karissa and Kristina Shannon only strip down to their underwear, but costars CC Sheffield,Laura Ramsey, and Nicole Trunfio all have racktastic topless scenes that will have you reaching somewhere in your pants.
FUBAR: Balls to the Wall (2010)is the hard rocking sequel to the heavy metal mockumentary FUBAR (2002), about a duo of skuzzy but lovable Canadian metal relics and their love of beer, boobs, and f*cking things up. Metal dudes and strippers have a long and crimped history, and Shawna Herman and Crystal Molloy keep up the skinful tradition, with boobs from both ladies and pole dancing and a sexy nurse getup from Crystal. You'll want to give 'er a hosing, hoser!
The Terminator films gave us buff beauty Linda Hamilton, so it’s only fair that the small-screen adaptation, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, brings us a similar seductress. Enter brunette beaut Lena Headey as the titular cyborg slayer on the run with her young son in 1999. Battling time-traveling terminators, they attempt to wreck evil computer network Skynet in a bid to save themselvesand the world. Expect lots of sweaty fighting in skimpy outfits from Headey, as well as sizzling showings from comely cyborg Summer Glau. She'll turn you into a rub-bot!
Sweetie (1989), Jane Campion’s colorful and off-kilter debut, chronicles the unique inner life of Kay (Karen Colston), a lovelorn eccentric who exists in a dreamy world of her own imagining. She falls in and out of love at a fortune teller’s suggestion, but her real problems stem from the impositions of her plump, mentally ill sister, Sweetie (Genevive Lemon). Campion’s not shy about showcasing her heroines with their foibles exposed, which means that both Colston and Lemon have plenty of opportunities to expose their flesh to the warm Aussie air. Scenes of FFN from both sisters will ensure you have a g'day, mate!
