LA Times to Angelina Jolie: “Here kitty, kitty!”
Unstoppable force of nature and Mr. Skin Hall-of-Famer Angelina Jolie could join legendary leading ladies Julie Newmar, Eartha Kitt, Lee Meriwether, Michelle Pfeiffer, and Halle Berry in the elite group of women who’ve portrayed the slinky sexy Batman villainess Catwoman AKA Selina Kyle.
In an open letter to The Dark Knight director Christopher Nolan, LA Times entertainment writer Geoff Bucher argues that “it would be catnip to fanboys everywhere if Jolie was lured to your Gotham to be Catwoman opposite Christian Bale's Batman.”
If you ask Mr. Skin, Angelina (recently profiled naked on this blog) possesses all the best attributes displayed by the best former Catwomen. Her rack and rump are as firm as Halle Berry’s, her eyes have the smoky feline quality of Julie Newmar's, and her pouty lips rival even those of Michelle Pfeiffer.
Everyone knows cats need to have tails for balance, and Angelina’s tail looks more than adequate for any kind of balancing act.
More importantly, she also has a nice pussy, as this still frame from Taking Lives makes abundantly clear. Everybody wants to get a lap at that steaming saucer of milk! Meow.
