Wolf Mountain (2022)

The film’s screenwriter Keli Price also stars as AJ, a young man who witnessed the death of his parents while on a camping trip at the titular mountain and has been plagued by nightmares about it ever since. His therapist (Saw’s Tobin Bell) tries to get him to relive it via hypnosis but then suggests he return to where they died to fill the gaps in his memory and maybe gain some closure. For some reason he decides to take his pregnant girlfriend Sam (Karissa Lee Staples) with him, and also his brother Max (David Lipper), Max’s partner Lexi (Fernanda Romero), plus Matt Rife and Malu Trevejo for good measure. Sure, let’s make this a party. What could go wrong? Well first, there’s a trio of bank robbers led by Machete star Danny Trejo hiding in the woods, plus a masked figure hangin around that also happens to be the star of AJ’s bad dreams. At one point they celebrate AJ and Sam’s new home and impending parenthood with a katana and a pool party - like you do - which means all three ladies are sporting sexy string bikinis, and then later both Fernanda and Malu are seen in bras while banging their respective mates in their tents. Too bad we’re cursed to not see more skin!