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If She Goes Topless It Will Be All Worth It

I must admit that I have very little desire to revisit Skull Island and see the continuing adventures of King Kong, but I will no doubt find myself in the theater opening weekend of Kong Skull Island for one reason and one reason alone: Brie Larson nude—and I really don’t think I’ll be alone in this.

To say Brie Larson is hot is kind of an understatement. She is gorgeous, she is stunning, she is super beautiful, and my god would you look at that cleavage. Holy moly, I don’t know how her boobs are staying put. Her dress must be taped to her boob or something because they do look like they are about to come out and say hello. And how wonderful would that be? If Brie Larson finally went topless. I think it’s safe to say that would most likely go down in history as a moment that forever changed cinema. Sure, I might be overplaying it a little bit, but are you looking at Brie Larson’s cleavage? Her boobs have to be spectacular.

If sitting through a movie that I have a feeling has very little plot and a ton of CGI monsters fighting each other means that one day Brie Larson will do a nude scene, then it will all be worth it. Seriously, it better be worth it.